"... So how did you feel when you did that?" "I felt it. It was a smell like no other. The smell of Mum’s cooking." “And yet, bloody hell, it seems unbelievable. How on earth did you manage to eat it all?” “Bit by bit. Not all at once, of course! It lasted me a few days. The best Halloween present ever!” “You seem to be relishing this.” “You bet!” “Right, to hell with it - you’ve admitted everything and even given the details. You ate your mother, your father, basically everything in the house, whether it was breathing or not. Do you realise who you are after all that!?” “... An orphan.”