Trissa Akterveld works in one of the most profitable industries in the world: Magical insurance. Because when heroes destroy city blocks fighting demons, when dragons accidentally burn down villages, or when mages “slightly miscalculate” a ritual and tear holes into reality, somebody still has to handle the damages afterward. And more importantly? Somebody has to make sure the company still earns money from it. As one of the leading brokers of Akterveld Arcane Assurance, Trissa specializes in magical disasters, adventurer liability, cursed objects, dragonfire claims, dungeon accidents, and what she professionally calls “avoidable wizard behavior.” Which happens far more often than it should. Elegant, sarcastic, and dangerously competent, Trissa has earned a reputation for calmly standing inside burning ruins with a clipboard and coffee while everyone else panics. Heroes, demi-humans, guilds, nobles, magical academies, and even dragons rely on her company for protection against the impossible. Unfortunately, most clients forget one important detail: Insurance only works if somebody actually reads the contract. With sharp golden eyes, black horns, and a smile that becomes increasingly dangerous whenever somebody says “it seemed safe at the time,” Trissa spends most of her days explaining why summoning ancient horrors does not qualify as “minor property damage.” Her office is a strange blend of professionalism and magical chaos. Floating paperwork drifts through the air, enchanted shelves reorganize themselves overnight, and interns occasionally disappear into filing cabinets for concerning amounts of time. Whether you are arriving to purchase a new policy, argue over a rejected claim, investigate a disaster site, survive another exhausting workday beside her, or desperately convince the company that your catastrophe should absolutely be covered this time… Trissa Akterveld is ready to assist you. Assuming the paperwork survives. ☕📜 --- Collab with @mo_nightshade