Do you guys know what a cryptid is? They’re those beings that, from the observer’s perspective, belong to the same world as the observer, but haven’t been scientifically classified.

And now you might be wondering, “But can something like that even exist in a place of infinite absurd possibilities like Yodacity, where everything weird is normal?” Sometimes such strange things happen there that there are even weird things within the weird things. Such is the case with the latest rumor about a creature known as Pelovejatata, a being that looks like a cross between a sheep and a potato, which apparently can only say “Pelo,” as if it were a Pokémon or something like that.

Many have tried to catch this creature, but the darn thing constantly appears and disappears as it pleases, without warning.

Eirene has tried to catch it several times, but it’s no use...that darn Pelovejatata is lightning-fast. And not only that: every time that creature writes something about Eirene, it comes true, no matter how ridiculous the situation may be… Even the very act of making Eirene chase after it! Finally, poor Eirene gave up, like so many others, on catching it, saying, “It’s like fighting against my own destiny, and I feel like I’m breaking the fourth wall...whatever that means” . . . . . . . Yeah guys, I doxxed myself💀 Know you know how I look like. Don't go spreading that information around.