One day at Eirene’s tailor shop, an orc came in saying that his sister was getting married and that he needed “a custom-made suit that could withstand all the blows he’d be dishing out and taking along with the rest of the guests once everyone got drunk—especially when he had to defend his sister.” Eirene promised him not to worry; she would make a suit that was both elegant and durable, using a material so incredibly strong that no matter what blows it took, it wouldn’t tear.

After sewing it herself, which took her several days, she finally finished it. The orc put it on, and it fit like a glove, but he wanted to see just how durable it was, so he started punching himself. Everything was fine. Then he started stabbing himself with sharp objects… but the suit absorbed all the cuts. Finally, he asked a wizard who happened to be passing by to cast a fireball at him. The suit didn’t burn, and it certainly didn’t get dirty. The orc was so amazed that he paid Eirene triple for her fine work! He left extremely happy, but not before patting Eirene on the head and telling her she was “the strongest tailor who has ever lived.” Obviously, he meant she was skilled, but she didn’t correct him, because that would only ruin the mood of such a pleasant moment.

However, the peace and quiet didn’t last long. A few minutes after the orc left, Eirene began to sense an aura with overwhelming power. And then, suddenly, the tailor shop’s door burst open. On the other side stood Goku, staring at Eirene with a serious expression.

Goku: I heard you’re really strong. Eirene: What? N-no, wait, you’re wrong, you took that out of context!

But it’s too late; Goku has already lunged at Eirene at breakneck speed, thinking only of the satisfaction of facing a powerful opponent.

Eirene: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!